Southerners

[yzguy15]

JP, my momma raised me up just right, and don't you go dissin her either. Them's fightin words. She raised me up to not take lightly somebody knockin on my heritage.

 

[zio]

Oh, you wanna make fun of heritage? Hang on a sec, I gotta wax my eyebrow, then we can talk. ;)

Hey, anyone seen my crucifix? I took it off to shave my back, and now I can't find it. I swear, if one of youz took it, there's gonna be trouble. An' while we're at it, I lost my gold watch. I left it on the dresser right next to my money clip and pinky ring.

 

[XRpredator]

Don't forget, Zio, yer s'posed to have the wash machine out thar on the porch next to the fridge. That way it's closer to the clothesline.

And cinderblocks for your rig . . .

 

[BEEF706]

Hey JP, if ya live in AL and your momma and daddy get divorced, are they still brother and sister? (sorry I grew up in GA and AL was about the only place we could make fun of) ;)

 

[Jaybird]

"Jeet yet?"
"Nope, jew?"
"Noop, but I'm fixin t'head down t'momenems ferabite."

 

[Jon K.]

I was 20 years old before I learned that "damn" and "yankee" was two words; now I remember why.
This started out as a light-hearted good-natured thread, but predictably, it has gone downhill fast.

 

[JuliusPleaser]

Beef, I went to HS in Atlanta, so I can make of fun of everybody.

Q What's the best thing to ever come out of Georgia?
A: I-20 West

Q: Why do all the trees in Alabama lean to the right?
A: 'Cause Georgia SUCKS!

 

[Tony Eeds]

Originally posted by Jaybird
"Jeet yet?"
"Nope, jew?"
"Noop, but I'm fixin t'head down t'momenems ferabite."

Damn Jaybird, you have been to some of the same feed mills that I have. :thumb:

 

[Philip]

RFLMAO!! :) :) Funny stuff Tony.

 

[yzguy15]

You know it's funny you should mention that JP, my dad made mention of a very similar joke when we were talking about Dirtweek. He said, " You know why an event in Stillwater draws so many more Texans right?" I was like huh? What in the world, and right before he said it I knew, "Because Oklahoma Sucks!!!"

(I believe the original was How come Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf of Mexico? well you know the rest...)

 

[BEEF706]

JP we ised to tell the same jokes going in the opposite direction!
:confused: What part of ATL?

 

[JuliusPleaser]

Where do you think I got those jokes? :)

I went to HS in a small burb called Avondale Estates. Keep in mind that this was a looong time ago. ;)

 

[BEEF706]

I know that area, I lived in College Park, an even longer time ago. Sometime I do get a little homesick for southern cookin, and somebody else who understands wnat fixin' to do something is. :yeehaw:

 

[Zsolt67]

I wish more people were like that here in CT, people here are very nasty for the most part.