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Steve Whitelock is a buffoon

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I'm not sure if I need to write anything other than my title since Whitelock's bumbling presentation of the #1 plate to James Stewart at the Seattle SX round pretty much spoke for itself. Watching his presentation was an affront to the senses, truly.

First there was the white shirt stretched to transparency around his hippopotamus-like torso. Then there was the disheveled, hobo-ish head -- the likes I have not seen since Foster Brooks stopped doing drunken comedy. Eyes glazed over from the bakers dozen of Krispy Kremes he undoubtedly polished off just before the presentation to calm his nerves. All of this would have been forgivable if he would not have opened his mouth. The incoherent ramblings that fell out of his pie hole were like listening to Ozzie Osborne with a mouth full of Spam(tm). The cherry on top was when Stewart had to smack lard-ass's microphone out of his face so he could pose with his #1 plates.

Watching all this was like bringing my girlfriend home to meet my dad...and my dad comes to the door in his underwear. I am emotionally scarred.

Now with video link goodness: Click here for video
 
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QuickSilver said:
All would have been forgivable if he would not have opened his mouth. QUOTE]

Woulda' thought he could have at least prepared a little speech. :coocoo:
 

Vic

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I can't find anything to disagree with, there.

Very unprofessional, I thought.
 
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I didn't catch that. Any links to video?
 
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Kawidude said:
I didn't catch that. Any links to video?

I'll try and edit a short video of this over the weekend so all can be appalled.
 

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Ol'89r said:
QuickSilver said:
All would have been forgivable if he would not have opened his mouth. QUOTE]

Woulda' thought he could have at least prepared a little speech. :coocoo:
Well you know this really caught him by surprise that Bubba would ever clinch the title so it was kind of fly (I hope his was up) by the seat of his pants. Don't you just hate it when something like this throws off your whole planning for Vegas
 

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I always thought he was unfairly criticized for some of the penalty stuff that got overturned etc, but there is no doubt that was an embarrassment of a presentation.
 
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#12
Top notch Quick!I was thinking the same thing when I watched.He came over as an overweight drunk,and he opened his mouth and confirmed it!
 
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#13
I just caught it on TiVo. Wow, what a buffoon.
 
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Video link now at the end of original post. Be sure and stay for the ending credits.