The garage is supposed to be mine!

[a454elk]

This is cracking me up, this post will never end!:) It's funny when the other halves read this post, that's when the truth comes out. I pay for this, it's mine, I command this castle, she gets the kitchen, HA! I humbly ask for the garage in my house pal! Give me cold cement or give me death I say! I'm happy out there, now that the garage sale stuff is gone. I can lay on the ground, look at all my tools, smell the dripping gas and cover my body in old rags I use for polishing! Yes, Heaven I say. Now, washing my hands in the kitchen sink, big no no. I sneak into the house and use it once and a while though, just for kicks!

Elk

 

[geremacheks]

Hey Elk....."smell the dripping gas...cover yourself in old rags..."

Please, don't get near any open flames...

 

[a454elk]

You mean like the BBQ?!:) Good info, I'll keep that in mind!
Elk

 

[Cycledelic Neophyte]

Re: what the heck

Originally posted by Asrith
man, the garage is the mans space, and if comprimise is a compoment of the relationship, build her a shed, or get her to pay for a storage unit. Hell, I call the shots here, I respect her, but I pay for it...

The shed??? He won't let me put stuff in it! It's practically empty! Except last year when my pelvis was broke and I couldn't ride, then he put MY bike in there. I was in tears..... :( That hurt more than the broken bones.

 

[BunduBasher]

Wendy, consider yourself lucky, it may have been you consigned to the shed :eek: :confused:

 

[KelvinKDX]

I think that we need some clarificatin here ..... the shed was built for all of her stuff that was in the garage!! :mad:

...and here it is:

 

[BunduBasher]

uh oh Jim, I think you are now in serious trouble :eek:

I guess the garage really does belong to you Jim - you are master of your domain ;)

You do not even want to see my garage right now. There are Peugeot parts everywhere. I need to get that 1977 103 SP back together first to get it out of the way. Just so much to do.

:p

 

[a454elk]

Dude, if I popperatzi'd a pix of her painting something, then posted it on the web, she'd have my nads bronzed and hung from her rear view mirror!!!!! I can try and snap a spy photo of her with the face master but it'll be tricky!
Elk

 

[KelvinKDX]

Uh .. you guys are my buddies .. right :)

You wouldn't tell her that there is a pic up of her shed ... would you? :whiner: :( :eek:

 

[BunduBasher]

Yeah Right :p

http://www.dirtrider.net/forums3/attachment.php?s=&postid=289637

 

[KelvinKDX]

Alan - I don't know how you editted that picture of the shed and added Wendy - but boy is she going to be pissed when she see's that!! :mad:

I felt bad enough just posting a picture of the shed itself! :debil:

 

[Shaw520]

This may very well be the longest running flame I've seen,.....we might have to open a new forum on the subject - "A Man's Domain"
I have set some pretty vivid ground rules in MY garage, now when my wife dares to store something there, she gets this uneasy feeling,.. knowing that whatever she put there, may go bye bye......I like it that way:p

 

[BunduBasher]

Well Jim, all I had to do was save your picture to my hard drive, add the banner, and load it back :eek:

I hope my new pichar is more acceptable ;)

NB, I now have the offending pichar with me :p

 

[KelvinKDX]

damn Alan - You are good!

i can't get myself out of trouble and you into trouble even when i give it my best!

 

[Cycledelic Neophyte]

Originally posted by BunduBasher

uh oh Jim, I think you are now in serious trouble :eek:

I guess the garage really does belong to you Jim - you are master of your domain ;)

:p

Serious Trouble??? :uh:

Please refer to the pic of "MY" shed again. Notice the doggie door on the end. :debil:

FYI - The dogs stay inside the house with me where we have heat and running water.

Are you getting the real picture now?

 

[a454elk]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

:):)

 

[KelvinKDX]

I think that it is time to reformat the wifes HD so that she can't get to these forums. :debil:

This is the Kelvin that she must be speaking of:

 

[geremacheks]

Kelvin KDX: I really couldn't help myself. (Get that reformatting done quickly.) That great picture of Wendy painting the shed was so inspirational I started thinking of captions for it. The rest of you folks can probably think of better ones, but here's a start:

"Martha Honey, if you could just add a little carpeting to the floor, then I won't be so uncomfortable at night."

or...

"On second thought Marge, since I PAID for that shack, I think I'll keep my old Bultaco in there, along with a few bushels of old Greeves parts."

or how about...

"What are you mumbling about Ruby? You say you STILL WANT MORE SPACE? See if your mother will let you store all those shoe boxes in HER garage."

or...

"I'm no Picasso you say? Listen Wally. Your'e no Roger Decoster either, and I think we will now just keep your Kawe's under that leaky tarp."

or.....it's now your turn............ Thank you. Next Please.

 

[ktmboy]

I'm glad I got to see this thread before those pictures were re-edited. Funny stuff! KelvinKDX, you're a lucky guy to have a wife that rides AND has a sense of humour.:)

 

[a454elk]

Pipe down there lizard boy!!:)

I tried to snap a photo of my wife with one of those hair caps on last night but I couldn't quite get it. She had hair poking outta all those little holes and bleach on the ends! That would have been priceless.
Elk

 

[Cycledelic Neophyte]

Elk,
I guess you weren't in the AV club in high school. :eek: Huh?

 

[a454elk]

I tend to rely on my photographic memory!:) She'll punch me in the eye if I snap a photo of her! I know it's freedom of the press but she doesn't care!!
Elk

 

[dirtbike59]

That is why i moved into the basement to work on the bikes. heck i already have heat there. i love it. I use to work in the garage but my mom satrted to put crap on my bench so i said i will move into the basement. (its a walk out so no problem getting the bikes in and out)

 

[KelvinKDX]

Well - as i stated earlier (in the beginning of this thread) i made the mistake of buying a house w/o a basement. Never again! Well ... unless it has a three car garage AND a nice sized pole barn for project work. :cool:

Now - how do i get Wendy to keep all her stuff in the shed and out of the garage? Maybe i should do that shelf project out there that she's been bugging me about. :think

 

[Cycledelic Neophyte]

Of course I'll need a nice path laid between the house and shed. You know how muddy the back yard can get!