The "True" Dark Side is Calling Me!

XRpredator

AssClown SuperPowers
Damn Yankees
Aug 2, 2000
13,504
19
Forget about the 2-stroke vs. 4-strokes, I am being seduced by the TRUE dark side--QUADS!!!

I wen't riding Saturday with Predator2 (he has an '85 YFM80, I have a Magnum 500) to scout out the hunting area. We had a great time, father and son out galavanting around on old logging roads. We only rode about 20 miles, but that's a long ways for a 6-year old on a 16-year old machine with no suspension!

Sunday I busted out the XR400 and blasted around my woods loop for a while, then headed off to see how much more of Moscow Mountain was "Closed to Off-Road Vehicle Traffic." It was a fun day as well, but I don't get near as much "lookin' around" done on two wheels as I do on four :D .

So, the Dark Side has beckoned. I don't know if I can resist the temptation! Help me Okie-wan, your my only hope!;)
 

WoodsRider

Sponsoring Member<BR>Club Moderator
Damn Yankees
Oct 13, 1999
2,807
0
Pred - Run away from the light!

Personally I think you need some more two-wheeled friends to hang out with. :D
 

JPIVEY

Sponsoring Member<br>Club Moderator
LIFETIME SPONSOR
Mar 9, 2001
3,177
0
You would have to change your avatar

Arnold would never ride a quad
 

MikeT

~SPONSOR~
Jan 17, 2001
4,095
11
Quads...... Yuck! That means you'll have to tear up peoples lawns, ride in the street at all hours of the night, AND do it all with no helmet on! :scream:

Is that what you really want? No helmet?

XR, you should be ashamed!
 

JWW

LIFETIME SPONSOR
Apr 13, 2000
2,527
2
The 4 wheeled dark side is a strong force.

I had a 88 4-trax 250r. Had it not been necessary to sell I would probably still be riding it.
 

ktmboy

~SPONSOR~
Apr 1, 2001
2,470
0
Pred--you need to get that 520 with the E-button quickly, before you are seduced by the evil forces of the tractor people!
 

XRpredator

AssClown SuperPowers
Damn Yankees
Aug 2, 2000
13,504
19
Originally posted by R White
XRp. consume large amounts of beer for the rest of the week:confused:
But won't that take me closer to the Dark Side? Won't I be tempted to put a large cooler on my quad full of beer and ice? Won't that make me want to ride around shirtless through the neighborhood, terrorizing small children and pets?:eek:
 

MikeT

~SPONSOR~
Jan 17, 2001
4,095
11
Originally posted by XRpredator

But won't that take me closer to the Dark Side? Won't I be tempted to put a large cooler on my quad full of beer and ice? Won't that make me want to ride around shirtless through the neighborhood, terrorizing small children and pets?:eek:

Don't forget, without a helmet.
 

jamie456

Member
Jul 26, 2001
5
0
Don't worry there is a shure cure to your problem. Ride really fast fall off and then let that big, ugly, slow thing chase you down and roll over the top of you. I don't know why but every time you get off one of those things it follows you and then runs you over. I've had two friends quit riding them for that reason. ;) :p
 

XRpredator

AssClown SuperPowers
Damn Yankees
Aug 2, 2000
13,504
19
Originally posted by JPIVEY
rumor is, you do that just getting the paper in the morning
Now, there are no pictures to prove any of that!;)
 

R White

Member
Sep 13, 2001
141
0
Originally posted by XRpredator

Now, there are no pictures to prove any of that!;)
its a conspiracy we've hired the kid next door :eek: he works real cheep:p
how many wallet size would you like:cool:
 

TwinSpar

AssClown WannaBe
N. Texas SP
Aug 18, 1999
6,889
118
I can see it now... XRP dressed to the nines (quad helmet [backwards ball cap], stained Metalica tshirt, camo shorts, and big goofy red keds) blasting through the woods with empty beer cans bouncing off the racks, all while shooting at woodland critters.

Hey XRP,

You gonna buy one of them fancy whip flags too (so the 4X4's will be able to identify the quad and run you over)? :p
 

justql

Sponsoring Member<BR>Club Moderator
LIFETIME SPONSOR
Oct 23, 2000
2,873
0
Boy XR, you WERE one of the members I most wanted to meet, boy did you shatter my image.:D
 

BSWIFT

Sponsoring Member
N. Texas SP
LIFETIME SPONSOR
Nov 25, 1999
7,926
43
XRP, I know what your going thru. Trust me, you will not be able to give up the bike. The thumb throttle gets old. You will crave the twist of the throttle again. If you don't, I know a guy that looks like Chewbaka and I will send him out to knock some sense into you!
 

TwinSpar

AssClown WannaBe
N. Texas SP
Aug 18, 1999
6,889
118
Originally posted by justql
Boy XR, you WERE one of the members I most wanted to meet, boy did you shatter my image.:D

He is a multi-personality online persona. His second was XRSweetie. How many personalities does he have???? :eek:
 

Sawblade

Timmy Timmy Timmy!
Sep 24, 2000
1,491
0
"Luke, I'm your father"... Come on XRP, what are you thinking. Use the force!
 
Top Bottom