TORO Race #106 - Bonita, TX
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Smitty
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So are you Texans all done trash talkin' already? Is it true that Taraker has to have someone hold his bike so he can start it? The other rumor is that some Pattison guy gives himself a "Presidential Head Start" ('bout half a lap) and gets last look at the scores!
By the way, who is this goody two shoes YZinger15? Don't act above us with your pacifism.
;) ;) :eek: :scream:
There that ought to stir up you Shorthorns.
By the way, who is this goody two shoes YZinger15? Don't act above us with your pacifism.
;) ;) :eek: :scream:
There that ought to stir up you Shorthorns.
High Lord Gomer
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Or... you were attempting to stir too weak minds. :o
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Whoa Whoa Whoa. I could take the other trash talking you were doing, about me in particular. But when you start joking about my personal hygeine, I take serious offense. You just better watch your back at the next race. :silly:
Smitty
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I think Gomer's onto something.
I'm actually more of a face to face trash talker, this typing stuff just doesn't work. I'm better when I can pick apart Taraker's fashion faux pas' (i.e. white, leather, thigh high boots after labor day) or Twinspar's lazy eye (the obvious cause of his inabilty to find well known landmarks.)
YZ your hygiene is probably not your fault. Hot, humid, overcrowded areas like Texas are often prone to fungus and foul odors much like the human armpit.
BTW, is anyone ever gonna drag Thump out of the Badlands so he can ride some terrain that he can't render, in 3D, from memory.
Man I'm ready for the weekend. Works no fun this week and I haven't raced since November 18. Ya'll getting any rain or snow down there to make some glory dirt?
I'm actually more of a face to face trash talker, this typing stuff just doesn't work. I'm better when I can pick apart Taraker's fashion faux pas' (i.e. white, leather, thigh high boots after labor day) or Twinspar's lazy eye (the obvious cause of his inabilty to find well known landmarks.)
YZ your hygiene is probably not your fault. Hot, humid, overcrowded areas like Texas are often prone to fungus and foul odors much like the human armpit.
BTW, is anyone ever gonna drag Thump out of the Badlands so he can ride some terrain that he can't render, in 3D, from memory.
Man I'm ready for the weekend. Works no fun this week and I haven't raced since November 18. Ya'll getting any rain or snow down there to make some glory dirt?
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Yea, actually we have been getting some snow. It actually snowed yesterday, from about 8 in the morning till around 6 or 7 at night, wasn't sticking much though. I dunno about in Bonita though.
From what I heard, Thump went to Muenster once and has since sworn off trees forever. Wuss... :eek:
You think that the boots were a bad fasion faux pas', you should see the way he dresses the rest of the time. Here's a little example.
Taraker's fashion faux pas'
From what I heard, Thump went to Muenster once and has since sworn off trees forever. Wuss... :eek:
You think that the boots were a bad fasion faux pas', you should see the way he dresses the rest of the time. Here's a little example.
Taraker's fashion faux pas'
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Smitty
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Hey now don't give us all the glory. You've been working hard in the gym all winter so don't be afraid to show off your body.
Ultimate Athlete
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- Aug 18, 1999
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Don't go there Smitty... You'll never get him off your "something". :scream:
Drag your lazy ass over to the lazy eye camp and say hi when you get in. I'm in a havest gold F250 that looks like the biggest ad for DRN (on the back windshield) that you have ever seen. Even easier... look for people scattering in all directions from a campsite.... that will be mine and the one scaring off all the people will be my youngest. :eek:
Look forward to seeing you again!
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Smitty
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Results
I left without getting a look at the results. Did anybody happen to notice where I ended up (AA - #28 Mion Hill)?
That was a fun track, but it was definitely a workout. I'm still learning to ride a 4stroke the right way, so the first two laps gave me some armpump. Once I got into the bike and left the clutch alone while entering turns I really felt good. Had a big time scare on the long, really wide, double apex, lefthander with a kicker at the end before entering the trees. I had the bike rippin' 5th gear on the outside edge and didn't realize the kicker was so much steeper that far out. Result: :scream: No feet on pegs, whole body about 2 feet off the side, in the air, nose down, throttle pegged, heading for whoops and trees!!! I think I turned into the incredible hulk for a split second, because it had to take more strength than ten men for me to have saved that one. The guy behind me is probably still laughing.
I left without getting a look at the results. Did anybody happen to notice where I ended up (AA - #28 Mion Hill)?
That was a fun track, but it was definitely a workout. I'm still learning to ride a 4stroke the right way, so the first two laps gave me some armpump. Once I got into the bike and left the clutch alone while entering turns I really felt good. Had a big time scare on the long, really wide, double apex, lefthander with a kicker at the end before entering the trees. I had the bike rippin' 5th gear on the outside edge and didn't realize the kicker was so much steeper that far out. Result: :scream: No feet on pegs, whole body about 2 feet off the side, in the air, nose down, throttle pegged, heading for whoops and trees!!! I think I turned into the incredible hulk for a split second, because it had to take more strength than ten men for me to have saved that one. The guy behind me is probably still laughing.
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I believe you were something along the lines of 6th or 7th, but I'm not entirely sure. The results aren't posted online yet, as of 11:15. Do you know what happened to Dean Lane (Pro # 25 I think)? He was leading the first 2 laps of the pro class by a minute and a half then just disappeared. Did he just have all the fun he could stand?
BTW, it was nice meetin ya Smitty. Give us a holler the next time you come down south.
BTW, it was nice meetin ya Smitty. Give us a holler the next time you come down south.
Smitty
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I dunno I never saw him, got a bad start (gotta remember not to kick & twist on the thumper!) I did see a couple of other riders having problems though #15? looked to be having some problem with his hand and my buddy Brady #27 lost his rear brakes.
Sorry I didn't get a chance to talk much, that wind was biting so we crawled in a buddy Bobby's Toyhauler. Had to leave early so Brady could get back to Tulsa, another 2 hours from my house. My next race is February 24th at Lake Murray the same weekend as the Gilmer TCCRA race.
Sorry I didn't get a chance to talk much, that wind was biting so we crawled in a buddy Bobby's Toyhauler. Had to leave early so Brady could get back to Tulsa, another 2 hours from my house. My next race is February 24th at Lake Murray the same weekend as the Gilmer TCCRA race.
Dean blew the plug out of his 400 SX AGAIN! He had Thumper racing punch it out to a450 and blew the plug out of the head. He did the same thing last weekend at Bonita. Tell Bobby he will be the movie star on Toromoto.com's video telecast and Trish too. Oh and lest we forget his dog that has Horrible GAS!!!
I didn't ride this one, just took some pictures.
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I didn't ride this one, just took some pictures.
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