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QUOTE: A Man's name. A shortened version of the name Joseph. Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.
My name is Joe. You know that means i rule!



Yeah, they got it about right. :nener: Funny stuff Indy. :cool:
 

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"Samantha 782 up, 125 down

Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around."


Sounds 'bout right... ;)

Except for the whole getting around thing - I don't think Rooster would appreciate that much! :laugh:

Of course, it's also Greek/Arabic for Eternal Flower - I like that one :)
 

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2. Gary

An a$$hole.

Specifically, Oprahs's a$$hole in the South Park episode entitled "A Million Little Fibers"

or

10. Gary

To fart the smelliest fart known to mankind

OMG you just did a gary
 
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I put in the names of a couple of associates and they were completely deadon for these individuals.

urban dictionary said:
1. deirdre
possibly the coolest irish name ever
"i wish my name was deirdre, it's so cool"

2. . Mike
To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.

The file server has been Miked.
Apparently, besides being able to vote on these definitions, you can write your own.... (evil laugh). I couldn't possibly improve on the above definitions, though, in regards to the people I know by those names. Uncanny. I spit my beverage out when I read the Mike definition. Completely unexpected, but 100% accurate.
 

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I used to work at an ISP with a guy named Mike... He wasn't allowed to touch the servers..
 

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Bruce is slang for Marijuana (weed). LMAO!
 

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pred

highly skilled individual. usually in the shadows or out of sight. approach with caution

you were educated by pred
 

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and Natalie will appreciate this one:
1. thinkacane

Like a brainstorm, only better, because it is a hurricane of very focused ideas

Our volume is down. We're going to have to have a Thinkacane in order to figure out how we're going to generate productivity in place of the standard we earn on tonnage.
 

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2. ken:

Barbie's ex boyfriend, who has been rumored to have caused the relationship to end by having sex with Barbie's sister. He is currently playing the field, and it seems he has multiple hot girlfriends now.

Damn, Ken's got all the bitches after him now. Too bad Barbie and him broke up. He could have been her sugar daddy. Now she's out on the streets having sex for crack.
:laugh: :nener: :)
 
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Copypasted from the site - bethany

She must be a parking ticket because shes got "fine" writin all over her

"when i see bethany i pop a tent."




:rotfl: This has made my day! I can't stop giggling!
 

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justalonewolf007 said:
Copypasted from the site - bethany

She must be a parking ticket because shes got "fine" writin all over her

"when i see bethany i pop a tent."




:rotfl: This has made my day! I can't stop giggling!
Ok now, we're going to need photographic proof on this one!! ;)