*WARNING* Political joke *WARNING*

Ol'89r

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The teacher was questioning her students about politics and asked them who was a fan of (add favorite candidates name here)------->________________ for president. Most of the students, not wanting to be unpopular raised their hand for Senator_____________.

Little Johnny didn't raise his hand so the teacher asked him why he didn't raise his hand for Senator ________________?

Johnny said his parents belonged to the ________________ party so he also belonged to that party.

The teacher, being an obvious member of the _____________
party, became annoyed at Johnny's answer and said, " If your father was an idiot and your mother was a moron, what would that make you?"

Johnny said, " That would make me an ______________fan". :rotfl:
 

BadgerMan

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" That would make me an ______________fan".

Hmmmm…….given the current cast of candidates, there is only one name that will fit and still be grammatically correct.

:laugh:
 

XRpredator

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good ol' grammar gets 'em every time
 

JuliusPleaser

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I don't get it.
 

Ol'89r

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JuliusPleaser said:
I don't get it.


I'm not surprised. I'll bet you were planning on voting for ____________ weren't you? :rotfl:
 

truespode

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LOL!

I like the idea of a __________ to argue about since the argument never changes... just the names. I hate __________, you hate ___________ and nobody ever wants things to be like it was when ____________was in charge.

Just plug the names and you have an idiotic flame war :)

Ivan
 

Kawidude

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Don't even get me started on ______________!
 

rmc_olderthandirt

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English 101:

JuliusPleaser said:
I don't get it.

The punchline was:
Johnny said, " That would make me an ______________fan".

The key word is "an". The missing word has to start with a vowel.

Rod
 

BadgerMan

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rmc_olderthandirt said:
The key word is "an". The missing word has to start with a vowel.

Eisenhower? :coocoo:
 

SpDyKen

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____________, ____________ ?
 

Ol'89r

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JuliusPleaser said:
I think he's looking for "Ike".


I don't get it. :coocoo:
 
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