Who gets the girls

[Big Tuna]

Just read'n through Dirt Rider, and came accross an interview with a racer who jumps back and forth between bikes and quads. In the interview he is asked "who gets more chicks?" (quads or bikes)
He said "the quad riders":silly:
Yeah right if you count toothless drunk hill-betty trolls, then maybe!:p

 

[angry jim]

Are you sure they didn't ask what girls ride?

 

[crkid]

that's because quad riders can carry their women with them on the hunting racks. :)
women don't like trying to hang on to their man on the back of a 250. plus carrying beer is difficult on a bike.

 

[MRKRacing125]

Nope he is right. The article said he thinks quad guys get the chicks. Well he's right! The ones with out their 2 front teeth:)

 

[mx547]

without a doubt, around here, quad guys get the chicks.

 

[VintageDirt]

I've been thinking about gettin' me a quad.

 

[Strick]

Who gets the Girls?

Should read what gets the girls!!!

I don't care what you ride, here is the heirarchy.

1. Looks
2. Money
- Looks and money attract women, what keeps them is #3

3. Personality (must have one or two first)

Have Fun!

 

[VintageDirt]

Re: Who gets the Girls?

Originally posted by Strick
Should read what gets the girls!!!

I don't care what you ride, here is the heirarchy.

1. Looks
2. Money
- Looks and money attract women, what keeps them is #3

3. Personality (must have one or two first)

Have Fun!

I fold.:confused:

 

[Big Tuna]

...quad riders can carry their women with them on the hunting racks.

Yeah, but WE don't consider a female with four legs and fur a cheap date that doesn't talk to much:scream:

 

[Big Tuna]

I've given lots of girls long hard looks and I've tried giving them money , but so far all it's gotten me is two restraining orders and an arrest for johning;) :confused:

 

[JuliusPleaser]

Like I said before. . .

Who NEEDS women when you have a quad?

 

[KTM400MAN]

Now "THATS" a quad!!!!

 

[Big Tuna]

LOL
Yeeee Hawww, shine up your GOOD rubber boots, and grab the fancy velcro gloves theirs gonna be some sweet lovin tonight Billy-bob

 

[Strick]

Originally posted by Big Tuna
I've given lots of girls long hard looks and I've tried giving them money , but so far all it's gotten me is two restraining orders and an arrest for johning;) :confused:

You obviously don't live in Nevada;)

 

[jmics19067]

Re: Like I said before. . .

Originally posted by Julius Pleaser
Who NEEDS women when you have a quad?

now only if sheep can cook

 

[IDkTm]

Oh sweet lord thats funny. Have you been pleasing her Julius?

 

[zio]

Originally posted by IDkTm
Oh sweet lord thats funny. Have you been pleasing her Julius?

Him, JP likes a little speedball practice once in a while. :p

 

[Dadn4boys]

The one important issue to remember is that she dosen't really count as a girl when she says <edited by moderator SRKXR>

 

[spanky250]

Julius, I don't even want to know why you have that blow-up sheep...:eek: ;) :)

 

[380ePete]

You guys should know by now that Dirt Rider is not a valid source of information:debil:

Which bozo wrote that anyway? Ken Fought?

 

[JuliusPleaser]

Originally posted by spanky250
Julius, I don't even want to know why you have that blow-up sheep...:eek: ;) :)

It's a sweet story, actually. I was at one of Gomer's parties, and I spotted Petunia at a watering trough. I walked up and asked "What's a beautiful girl like you doing in Gomer's house?" She looked up at me with those incredibly sexy eyes and replied "Baaaaa."

It was love at first sight.

 

[*william*]

Originally posted by KTM400MAN
Now "THATS" a quad!!!!

You guys are killin' me!!!

 

[WideOpen]

It's a sweet story, actually. I was at one of Gomer's parties, and I spotted Petunia at a watering trough. I walked up and asked "What's a beautiful girl like you doing in Gomer's house?" She looked up at me with those incredibly sexy eyes and replied "Baaaaa."

i knew gomer or ivan had something to do with all this!

 

[angry jim]

In California the order is:
1. Money
2. Money
3. see above

It all adds up to many unhappilly married women in large sport utility vehicles, and many unhappily married men working OT to finance the lifestyle.

Strick, that's why I love Nevada!

 

[DougMXer]

all quad riders are <edited by moderator>SRKXREND OF STORY
Its the same with boogie boarders (edited) vers stand up surfers
Be a real man and get a 250 motocrosser

quad are for people who can't balance a two wheeled bike and<edited by moderator>SRKXR