You Know You're a Biker when.....

[marcv125]

1) Your bikes are worth more than your car.


2) You choose your home solely on the basis of whether or not it is flat enough to ride into, how many bikes fit in the garage, and how close the good trails are.


3) The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "how's my bike?"


4) You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel".


5) You have money left over after paying bills and the first thing you do is reach for the nearest dirt bike catalog.


6) You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is "how many bikes can I buy?"


7) You can tell your wife with a straight face that it's too hot to mow the lawn then take off and ride for eight hours.


8) You own more tools to work on your bike than your car and house combined.


9) You buy your main means of transportation based on whether or not your bike will fit in back.


10) You pull up hard on the steering wheel trying to jump your car over a pot-hole.


11) You refuse to buy any furniture because you might need the space for your bikes.


12) You prefer spending Saturday night alone in the basement with your bike.

Well nember 2 is very funny to me because we bought a new house last july. Well when we went to go look at this house all i could think about were the trails in the back of the house. We bought the house and i have plenty off fun know..
Marc

 

[KiDX]

:) :) Sounds like me.:debil:

 

[gibbs_6]

Number 5 fits me...when I actually have money to spend.:eek: :)

 

[fatty_k]

Numbers 3 and 9 are me exactly! :silly:

 

[70 marlin]

12 for 12!

#12 is really me! I've been accused of being anti-social. with all the time I spend down there! ( walkout basement)

 

[marcv125]

yeah now that you bring that up..#12 is kinda like me...If i dont see my bike for a weekend or even a night theni get a little grumpy??!! AAAHHHH well.

 

[crkid]

they're all me!:cool: especially #10, all i need now is a shifter under my left foot and a clutch lever on the steering wheel.:D

 

[Jaybird]

#13 You always weight the outside peg of the Cub Cadet!

 

[wayneg]

#14 You always wonder whether you could make it up that hill over there, and what gear you'd be in to do it.

#15 Your dreams always seem to involve a brand new CR500 and a golf course.

 

[marcv125]

#16 you sleep with your brand new pair of boots on..
Hmm I didnt do this when i got my Alpinestars did i ????

#17 You look outside all of the time b/c you think you hear a dirt bike.

 

[gibbs_6]

Originally posted by marcv125
#17 You look outside all of the time b/c you think you hear a dirt bike.

That sure is true.:eek:

 

[ktmboy]

I can relate to #14 whenever I'm going somewhere in the car. "Hey, look at those cool trails over there! I wonder if that hill is climb-able?"

 

[fatty_k]

#15 applies to all of us. I think I speak for everyone here when I say a golf course is every dirtbikers dream. I cant drive past one without thinking about all the sweet lines there are. :)

 

[smb_racing]

#18 the back window of your truck, front of your refridgerator, toolboxes, and the shop door's window are all covered with stickers.

#19 you've seriously considered customizing your old dirtbike with ape hangers and highway pegs

my buddy used to have an old DR250 thumper that was louder than all get out, well we had law enforcement problems because the neighbors used to complain about the noise, our neighbor across the street brought home a "new" lawnmower that lacked exhaust of any type and after he fired it up the cops were right up at the house wanting to seize the trusty old 'zuki. Now that we all have two strokes that are ohio road legal we've had zero problems.

 

[crkid]

#17 You look outside all of the time b/c you think you hear a dirt bike.

definately, i step out the front door and if it really is a dirtbike, i begin to get suited up. 5 minutes later, i'm gone.

 

[gibbs_6]

Originally posted by crkid


definately, i step out the front door and if it really is a dirtbike, i begin to get suited up. 5 minutes later, i'm gone.

Big bump on that also.

 

[marcv125]

#18 the back window of your truck, front of your refridgerator, toolboxes, and the shop door's window are all covered with stickers.

Guilty as charged.

#20 When you have a bike in the back of your pickup you drive downtown to see the reflection of your bike on buildings windows!!!

 

[crkid]

#21 you go out to get the mail and if there aren't any MX magazines or catalogs you leave it in the mailbox.

 

[MONKEYMOUSE]

#22 You make some one else drive so you can stare at you bike:cool:

 

[JUSTRIDE415]

21 is me
23. You sit on your bike and make engine noises

 

[02cr250r]

#24: you make dirtbike noises and prettend you are riding every time you are bored.:aj:

 

[marcv125]

#25 in school your teacher thinks you are looking at that algerbra book, but actually you are reading the latest edition of "Dirt Rider"..:p

 

[yzeater]

Originally posted by marcv125
[B#17 You look outside all of the time b/c you think you hear a dirt bike. [/B]

I'm guilty of this one, I think we all are.

#26 When you're in a car, you spend half the time whipping your head around when a truck with something in the back goes by.

 

[MONKEYMOUSE]

#27 Some one drives by with a bike in there truck and you can name the make and modle:cool:

 

[yzeater]

You can name the make, model, bar bend and bore size