You Know You're a Biker when.....

[kdx357]

sounds exactly like mecept for a cr500af and i start whining anytime im in a car and i see people riding and i keep thinking it would be cool to ride my bike in school

 

[marcv125]

#28 U spend at least 4 hours on Dirtrider.net everyday!!!

 

[70 marlin]

#28

you get very excited when the ups man show up with your new go fast parts!

 

[_j0kA_]

<-- 1,3,6,8,9,12!

:D

 

[smb_racing]

seems like both the #28's above fit me ;)

 

[MONKEYMOUSE]

The first 28 fits exactly, but the onley thing we ever get from UPS are paintings, damn ebay my dads adicted!:moon:

 

[marcv125]

yup #28 me also..I am actually waiting for my new order..2002 yamaha of troy graphics

#29 When you are bored the only thing to do is to read dirt bike magazines..

 

[thermal]

You would rather ride then do anything with your wife or girlfriend.

 

[OffRoadWarrior]

#31 You were suprised to find out that Husqavarna made anything BUT dirt bikes.

#32 You have more boots than your wife has shoes.

#33 Your hands are so calloused you don't need hot pads.

#34 Every pair of jeans you own has at least one motorcylce related stain on them.

#35 You keep spare parts to bikes you don't own anymore just in case you ever need them.

#36 Your favorite album is the soundtrack to Crusty.

#37 Your trailer costs more than the car you drive to work every day.

#38 Your favorite scent is Eau de Two-stroke.

#39 The only reason you upgraded from your trusty 486 was so you could play Motocross Madness.

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Man cannot live on moto alone. Beer is required too.

ORW

 

[kdx357]

#39 the end of the world is jan 1 2006
#40 you silently make 2 stroke noises walking through a crowded hallway

 

[marcv125]

#40 you silently make 2 stroke noises walking through a crowded hallway

ohh man guilty!!!

 

[Howser03]

#41 You come home from work or dinner in a nice suit and decide to change your oil before your clothes.

 

[marcv125]

#39 the end of the world is jan 1 2006

I hate this one

 

[spy-yamaha]

#42. You spend more money on your bike than your wife / girlfriend.

#43. Football isn't invented to a moto man.

#44. Your bike has a name beside the factory given name. (mine is baby blue)

 

[cweingartz]

:)

 

[cweingartz]

#45 your bike gets a better bath than you do.

 

[marcv125]

#45 your bike gets a better bath than you do.

I think everyone has to confess to this one..

 

[yz250roost]

If you're mad at someone you silently say to yourself "I bet he can't clear an 80 ft double" (even if YOU can't clear it yourself)

 

[yz250roost]

that was # 46 by the way

 

[andym]

#47... You decide that living with your parents isn't all that bad and buy a new bike and hauler instead of a house.

#48... You take a girl out on your first date and ask her to hold your bike while you sweep the start pad.

#49... Paying $40 for shoes to wear everyday is just too much. Finding Tech 8's (or your other favorite boot) for $240 is just too good of a deal to pass up.

#50... You have a path worn in the grass to where you keep your bike.


As for #17, This happens alot. There is a gas pipeline that runs along top of the ridge above my house. I hear people riding there all the time and take off to catch them and see what they are riding. The fun part is that there is one hill that is rocky and can be tricky. Some lesser experienced riders put on a great show here.

 

[dirtybkr]

Originally posted by smb_racing
#19 you've seriously considered customizing your old dirtbike with ape hangers and highway pegs

and put knobies on your Harley

 

[Motopainter]

You have a geographical name for the spooge coming out of your nose after a long ride. Oh I did have that cr500 and abrand new golf course came close but never got caught!!

 

[CO Dan]

You're happy - for once someone else envies you because you've got a dirt bike instead of the other way around.

Too hell with getting old - you vow to ride as long as you can walk.

You walk out into the garage just to admire your bike. Two minutes later you do it again.

The wife gets a Florida vacation. You get a new bike! <-- that's how I got my new KTM

 

[02cr250r]

you check on you bike at least twice a day, everyday...

 

[marcv125]

all of your "favorites" on your computer are of dirt bike sites..like mine