You Know You're a Biker when.....

[spy-yamaha]

when doing anything besides ridding you still think of ridding anyways. I cant go more than a mintue without thinking about my bike or something that envolves dirt bikes.

 

[marcv125]

when doing anything besides ridding you still think of ridding anyways. I cant go more than a mintue without thinking about my bike or something that envolves dirt bikes.

Speaking of this..when it was swim season i would do over 200 laps each practice, so it gets a little boring. Well what i started doing so it would be less boring was that i would think about what i could do to my bike. It made the practice go by faster also..

 

[dirtybkr]

You keep your elbows up and out, and a lose grip on the shoping cart .

 

[326mx]

You bought motorcycle cookie cutters for your wife.

 

[spy-yamaha]

hahah i like the shopping cart one. ahhh man i always do that in the stores.

 

[MONKEYMOUSE]

You go out and sit on your bike with all your gear on and make sounds, You might be a biker.

If your with your wife/girlfried and rather be ridding, You might be a biker.

If the onley shoping you do is at the dealer, You might be a biker.( or a druggie:confused: )

 

[SpeedyManiac]

Whenever I have to help my mom with groceries I drive the cart, brake sliding around corners, putting block passes on the old ladies slowing down the place. :D

 

[marcv125]

Whenever you are at work and you hear a bike drive by..you say them bas%^&*..

 

[marcv125]

You go to Rocky Hill CT for a day of riding on Easter..

 

[MONKEYMOUSE]

For your sons/doughters 16th b-day you by him/her a bike not a car, you might be a biker

 

[Bikedude]

...but you are not sure whether he had his girl in the front , or what colour her hair was, but ya know what the bike is....

 

[marcv125]

you think you hear a 4 stroke dirt bike but it is actually a helicopter

 

[ktmboy]

You think you here an 80, but it's the guy next store with a weedwacker.

 

[kdx357]

shopping cart thats me i had a clerk yellat me for coasting , driving aggressively and putting skids on the floor and i did ride on easter

 

[dell30rb]

have you ever gone on a long trip on the highway and stared out the window wondering how good that embankment along the highway would be to jump? Or tried to estimate how big of a launch ramp you need to clear the median?

I do.

 

[dell30rb]

I also drivwe aggressively with a grocerey cart. WHen they get real full. the only way to turn them at speed is to slide the rear around.

I also drive golf carts aggressively... you can do some pretty sweet doughnuts in gravel!

 

[marcv125]

Also with the carts do you ever step on the wheel to lock it up to leave marks..well i do!! :)

 

[marcv125]

-You make a thread that keeps on going about "you know you're a biker when".

 

[wizard69]

3,5,6,8,11,12,16,17all me!!
and 15 I do ride on a golf coarse it's a crappy one but it's still a GOLF COARSE hahaha! but thats on a 125 not a 500.it's still fun

 

[Jeff Gilbert]

You know you're a biker when you own a bike

 

[jfurniss]

#9 Is me! I won't even consider anything but a truck - mostly for that reason.

Here's another one - When you see ANY woods-covered area you wonder: 1) Are there any trails in there I can ride 2) Who owns that land? 3) Will they mind if I ride there?

 

[xtreme73]

#51. When driving you look out and see the freckin biggest and badest natural jump ever, and you don't have the bike along.
#52. When people complain about the rain you say hell yeah!
#53. When driving it's either 100% throttle or 100% braking and who says you can't do that cloverleaf onramp at 80??

 

[marcv125]

#54 You get all dirt bike realated stuff for your birthday like me!!!