Maybe you should stop thinking so much about yourself and consider the rest of the world.
The economy is slowing and the only way it will recover is if we spend money. Show your support and confidence in the economy and BUY THE BIKE!
Your $ will help support the kids of the folks that work at the dealership.
The taxes the dealer pays will improve schools roads and public services in your area.
The moeny you will spend on nice trinkets for your bike or yourself will help support other bike addicts across the country.
By showing up and riding that thing at your local areas, you will encourage others to buy new red bikes, and they in turn will encourage even more.
So, if you stop thinking just about yourself, but instead consider the big picture, you'll realize you MUST BUY THE BIKE. The economy (and indirectly world peace) depend on it.
Mag