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- Sep 22, 2000
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The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks,
"What's this?"
"A horsy,"
one child answers.
"And this?" the teacher asks.
"A piggy." replies another youngster.
"And now this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a
picture of a male deer
with a beautiful rack of antlers.
There was no answer, only total silence.
"Come now,
children," she coaxes,
"I'll give you a little hint.
What does your Mommy
call your Daddy when he
hugs and kisses her a lot?"
"I know! I know!!"
exclaims one little girl.
"It's a horny b*stard!"
:eek: :)
"What's this?"
"A horsy,"
one child answers.
"And this?" the teacher asks.
"A piggy." replies another youngster.
"And now this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a
picture of a male deer
with a beautiful rack of antlers.
There was no answer, only total silence.
"Come now,
children," she coaxes,
"I'll give you a little hint.
What does your Mommy
call your Daddy when he
hugs and kisses her a lot?"
"I know! I know!!"
exclaims one little girl.
"It's a horny b*stard!"
:eek: :)