Offroadr - Drink a 1/2 case of beer every night, forget about working on your bike. Every meal eat McDonalds 1/4-pounders with extra-large fries and coke. Pour out 3/4 of the coke and fill it with Jim Beam. Stay up late watching old movies, go to bed around 4 A.M. wake up late for work and skip breakfast. Shift gears Saturday night, don't eat dinner, drink a whole case of beer instead. Don't go to bed, stagger around until sign-up, forget how to program your computer, throw-up just before your row leaves...wait a minute, you don't race 200 B, never mind!
See ya Sunday,
WoodsRider