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I’m an equal opportunity offender:)
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And these directions of which you speak? Your modern technology frightens me!
Must cook with fire! Microwave bad magic!
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This TN guy reads an ad in the paper for river cruises, 99 bucks, and thinks hey, sounds like a good deal and heads to the river. Ga. boy reads the same ad, heads for the river.
The TN guy walks up hand over his money, the man puts a life vest on him,knocks out with a club and kicks him off in the river.
Ga. boy shows up a few min. later, same thing happens.
They both start to come around about the same time and see each other floating down the river and the TN. guy says " hey, do you know if they serve dinner on this cruise?"
Ga. boy yells back-- " Didn't last year"
The TN guy walks up hand over his money, the man puts a life vest on him,knocks out with a club and kicks him off in the river.
Ga. boy shows up a few min. later, same thing happens.
They both start to come around about the same time and see each other floating down the river and the TN. guy says " hey, do you know if they serve dinner on this cruise?"
Ga. boy yells back-- " Didn't last year"
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Ah Ha! Got it! Speaking of "Kitchen Appliances".... the prime example why MEN are the inferior species! :p This is the kind of "Manhood" I could do without, thank you! :scream:
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Waaaaaaay tooooooo graphic!
(can't stop laughing, will reply again later!)
Waaaaaaay tooooooo graphic!
(can't stop laughing, will reply again later!)
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vintage dirt is selling kitchenware now? :think :confused:
vintage dirt is selling kitchenware now? :think :confused:
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Shoot! I didn't even think of that! :o I was too busy laughing. Lori, I'll understand it if needs to go. Ooops.:eek:
LoriKTM
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What's the big deal? All I see is a teakettle...
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Like I said, waaaaaay toooo graphic!;)
Us guys can't stand to look at too many kitchen appliances!
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RM guy,
At first I thought you were trying to find a tent mate at dirt week:p
Then I noticed you were just setting them up. ;) Liked the jokes!
GSR great picture.What a classic. LMAO, Is that TTR? :confused:
As for the instruction manual, I use it to wrap up the left over pieces after I'm done assembling something. :confused: I'm doing Thumbs top end next week!!!
At first I thought you were trying to find a tent mate at dirt week:p
Then I noticed you were just setting them up. ;) Liked the jokes!
GSR great picture.What a classic. LMAO, Is that TTR? :confused:
As for the instruction manual, I use it to wrap up the left over pieces after I'm done assembling something. :confused: I'm doing Thumbs top end next week!!!
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The only thing MORE dangerous than a man without a map is one WITH a map that is actually trying to READ it!!
I took a 4.7 mile hike in full riding gear with a 1 mile hitched ride the LAST time I let a MAN lead the way based upon a MAP! Must be the difficulty of learning a new skill that causes the problem! :p
I took a 4.7 mile hike in full riding gear with a 1 mile hitched ride the LAST time I let a MAN lead the way based upon a MAP! Must be the difficulty of learning a new skill that causes the problem! :p
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more jokes:
Two men and a woman are in a leaking rowboat in the North Atlantic after there ship went down. One is bailing water while the other is rowing. They come across a magic lamp and rub it. The genie appears and and says i will grant each of you one wish. The first man wishes to be on dry land in the Caribbean surrounded by beautiful women, the second then wishes to back at home with lots of money, The woman in the boat realizes she can't possibly bail out the water fast enough by herself to stay afloat, much less row the boat. promply stands up and utters.
" I wish those other two back here to help me with this boat! " :confused:
No instruction manual needed;)
Two men and a woman are in a leaking rowboat in the North Atlantic after there ship went down. One is bailing water while the other is rowing. They come across a magic lamp and rub it. The genie appears and and says i will grant each of you one wish. The first man wishes to be on dry land in the Caribbean surrounded by beautiful women, the second then wishes to back at home with lots of money, The woman in the boat realizes she can't possibly bail out the water fast enough by herself to stay afloat, much less row the boat. promply stands up and utters.
" I wish those other two back here to help me with this boat! " :confused:
No instruction manual needed;)
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Never mind when you get there, we want photo's and video:p See the Bikini's and Dirtbikes topic for a clothing reference guide ;) ol 89er's got some good one's saved.
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You want me to take photos and videos of the 3 men in bikinis??! I don't think so sicko! :p
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not exactly what I ws thinking, but that would still be hillarious:p
Kinda like a recent teapot :eek:
Kinda like a recent teapot :eek:
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It seems to me you made the brilliant choice of following him. :o Something about a pot and a kettle, something, something, something.
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Ohhhh Timmy....... you will have to come out and play with us at the next organized "Ladies Ride". It'll be fun..... last year Strick almost got his lights punched out! :p
LoriKTM
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Pretty brave guy, hiding behind your computer screen there, scar-boy!
We DO have limits in here. You just may not find them until you've crossed the line. :D
We DO have limits in here. You just may not find them until you've crossed the line. :D
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Aimee, now that is SCARY!!!! Guess he was the one who thought those kitchen appliances only came in "white"
Can you say "IDIOT"
Thanks for the laugh!
Aimee, now that is SCARY!!!! Guess he was the one who thought those kitchen appliances only came in "white"
Can you say "IDIOT"
Thanks for the laugh!
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Of course some men make their own trouble…:eek:
WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
MAN: No, she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: Crap
WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
MAN: No, she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: Crap
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I belive it was Tim the tool man who said the instructions are only the manufacturers OPINION of how to assemble something.
:eek: :eek: Aimee, where did you find that picture? Glad I had already eaten lunch.
As far as men, women and directions. Answer me this, why is it that if a man ever gets lost, he sends the wife in to ask directions. Then when she returns and tell the directions to him, he proceeds to tell her that "no, that's not right. They don't know what they are talking about!" Hmmmmm.....if he knows enough to say the directions are wrong, don't you think he could find the way to where he's going?:think
As far as men, women and directions. Answer me this, why is it that if a man ever gets lost, he sends the wife in to ask directions. Then when she returns and tell the directions to him, he proceeds to tell her that "no, that's not right. They don't know what they are talking about!" Hmmmmm.....if he knows enough to say the directions are wrong, don't you think he could find the way to where he's going?:think
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Okay, I can't take all the credit. That picture was sent to me by our very own dirtjunkie.
RM_Guy, that picture is obviously doctored! :eek:
RM_Guy, that picture is obviously doctored! :eek:
