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RM_guy

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Hello ladies. Thought I’d stop in for a visit. I haven’t been in here for a while. :)

I personally don’t think this is funny but maybe some of the women may…:think

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.

The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength .and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools and the intelligence. to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
 

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#3
Cute. :)

It's the "looking at the map" part, isn't it RM_Guy? After all, we know that real men don't use maps or read instruction manuals. ;)
 

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Man, what's wrong with you? These gals don't need any help trashing us.
Now they're gonna want to know what you doing kissing up.


what did you do??????
 
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#5
Originally posted by LoriKTM
After all, we know that real men don't read instruction manuals. ;)
Tell me about it!! :silly: Could someone pleeease explain this to me? Just how is it in a man's brain, reading the directions on how to do something you've never done before, somehow makes you less of a man or something? Shoot, I've got NO problem consulting instuction manuals, as a matter of a fact I insist on it!
 

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#6
Originally posted by gospeedracer

Tell me about it!! :silly: Could someone pleeease explain this to me? Just how is it in a man's brain, reading the directions on how to do something you've never done before, somehow makes you less of a man or something? Shoot, I've got NO problem consulting instuction manuals, as a matter of a fact I insist on it!
I think it has something to do with lazyness, but you wouldn't understand;) you're not a real man.
BTW what is an instuction manual:) ?
 

RM_guy

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Here’s one so you guys don’t think I’m trying to “kiss up” or something. I swear on my instruction manual and map that I don’t know where this came from…:eek:

A young man who was about to get married asked his mother why brides always wear white. She said, "It's to show everybody she's pure." Not satisfied with the response, he asked his father. His father said, "Son, all kitchen appliances come in white."
 

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Welcome back to manhood, RM_guy!

That's a classic!:p
 

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Originally posted by XRpredator
Welcome back to manhood, RM_guy!

That's a classic!:p
Don't let him fool you XRP, read that post again. " I swear on my inst. manual
and map"

He's going for that old - "I'm not like other men" routine:p
 

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#11
Originally posted by Layton
You'll notice that the women got real quite after that last joke. :D
We're formulating our scathing response. Please be patient.

PS--maybe if you were a woman, you'd know how to spell "quiet"--or at least be able to look it up. Maybe a dictionary is too close to an instruction manual and therefore baffling to male perception. :p ;) :confused:
 

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#12
Originally posted by firecracker22

Maybe a dictionary is too close to an instruction manual and therefore baffling to male perception. :p ;) :confused:
That does explain a lot of differences in M/F posts, now doesn't it! :D
 
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#13
Yes, attention to detail does seem to elude most men. Like the fact that half of them are walking around with their butt cracks showin' without a care in the world! :p
 

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Originally posted by gospeedracer
Yes, attention to detail does seem to elude most men. Like the fact that half of them are walking around with their butt cracks showin' without a care in the world! :p
Hmm, I wish more women would do the same.:)