ok, that's fine. no chat buddies, ok. i'm not bitter. it's like my 10th birthday party. my birthday is may 28 so it is memorial day weekend or memorial day. so, mom, bless her heart, had a big birthday party set up for me. all my 5th grade buddies were invited. we had pinyatas, prizes, games etc. the day comes and nadda. not one person shows up. i'm sitting in my basement, decorated for the worlds best party, and nobody, AND I MEAN NO BODY shows up. good old mom, always thinking, walks the nieghbirhood rounding up kids, about 4 in all, all 1st and 2nd grades and she had the party. i don't know what was worse, none of my 5th grade buddies showing up 'cause they were all at memerial day festivities, or having to suffer through a birthday with 1st and 2nd graders.
well brainiac, don't doubt this. rule #1 show up with one bottle of singlemalt)not some k mart crap). rule # 2 wear a chastity belt, elk is wrong in so many ways. rule #3 show up to my pad for beer, beer is on me, for you this DW. rule #4, most important, don't harrass, beat me, or pee on my bedding, oklahoma has strict anti elderly abuse laws.