- Oct 13, 1999
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Now I'm gettin' the point! :laugh:Originally posted by CR Swade
My MX instincts usually take over by the 3rd hole. Now keep in mind that when I actually go for my once-a-year "round"...and I use that term very loosely, we play for "beer a hole". Well hell, beer is the ONLY way to enjoy this game, so by the third hole it is game on. Th ecart usually somehow finds the sand traps, any suitable lip to jump the cart (ever heard how loud an electric cart loaded w/ clubs as it lands can be?) and of course the ever popular "peein' on the green" round.
We usually don't finish (the course marshall finds us) and I usually lament over the waste of beautiful terrain on silver hairs and yuppies that take their game way too serious. Then I explain how a fresh tire on prepped grass fairways w/ lush greens would be a fairly religious experience. I get accused of being a goober by another drunk goober and we all have a good time. See...golf ain't so bad :confused:
Golf still sucks!
sounds to me like it is just an opportunity to drink and drive, legally.
Originally posted by Jeff Gilbert
Tigger had a cross-country track meet Saturday morning. When she got home she said that they had run on a glof coarse and the person lead them on a 4 wheeler over the coarse. She siad she thought it would be a good idea if the next time they had a meet there that I would be the one that could lead them around the golf coarse and perhaps I could do it on my motorcycle :debil: That's what I'm talking about! :aj:
Originally posted by Akira
I really hate golf. I never understood the pleasure you could get from hiting a small white ball with a goofy looking stick. My dad (Mully) Loves playing it. What I can't stand is when he turns it one the TV on Sunday. No more than Five minutes later he is asleep. When I try to turn the channal he wakes up and turns it back. Golf is EVIL and I can't stand it. I think we should start a group aginst it.
Originally posted by James
What I really don't understand is sitting in front of the tv watching basketball or baseball.....now that is CRAZY.
Originally posted by James
Generally, people that don't get golf don't "get it" because they SUCK at golf.
Also, if you are going to the course to drink beer and drive the cart, you don't "get it", and you probably SUCK at golf.
Golf was a whole lot better before everybody decided that the course was a good place to go drink and drive the cart. 6 hours behind these duffers is what takes the pleasure out of golf. I'd prefer that most of these people stay home and not try and figure golf out (they never will).
What I really don't understand is sitting in front of the tv watching basketball or baseball.....now that is CRAZY.
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