America VS Canada!!
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Smitty
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- Nov 10, 1999
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Care to play a game of Football?
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Cheap shot, huh? We are America and Canada is ours. ;)
"Gimme a C, eh. Gimme a N, eh. Gimme a D, eh. "
P.S. You ever notice those of us who live outside of coastal climates take so much pride in how crappy our weather can get. i.e. Canada=Cold, Oklahoma=Hot, Storms, Cold, Storms, Ice, 80 one day 30 the next.
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Cheap shot, huh? We are America and Canada is ours. ;)
"Gimme a C, eh. Gimme a N, eh. Gimme a D, eh. "
P.S. You ever notice those of us who live outside of coastal climates take so much pride in how crappy our weather can get. i.e. Canada=Cold, Oklahoma=Hot, Storms, Cold, Storms, Ice, 80 one day 30 the next.
Just recieved this from a buddy, thought I would pass it along...
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch ; Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most
of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane
and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we
came home and partied ... Go figure...
12. Canada has the largest French
population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest
English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any
war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a
little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil
war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole
thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was
cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once
owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds
oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full
grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all
the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented
ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the
telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
23. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
mitts on. OOOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
:moon:
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch ; Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most
of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane
and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we
came home and partied ... Go figure...
12. Canada has the largest French
population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest
English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any
war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a
little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil
war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole
thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was
cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once
owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds
oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full
grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all
the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented
ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the
telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
23. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
mitts on. OOOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
:moon:
CanadianRidr
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Hey I ain't proud of that;)
(j/k)
Apple pie is Canadian? What happened to the saying american as apple pie?:scream:
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CanadianRidr
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:think:
No I don't wonder, why?
No I don't wonder, why?
Just got a joke that I just have to pass along...called "what does your father do"...
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their names and what their fathers do for a living.
The first little girl says: "my name is Mary and my daddy's a postman"
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my daddy is a mechanic"
Then one little boy says: "My name is Johnny and my daddy is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men"
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject. Later in the school yard the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true that his dad dances nude in a gay bar. Johnny looks away and staring at the ground, blushes and says, "I'm sorry, but my dad plays hockey for Team USA, and I was just too embarrassed to say so"
Sorry to beat a dead horse but I just had to pass this on. Funny is funny.
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their names and what their fathers do for a living.
The first little girl says: "my name is Mary and my daddy's a postman"
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my daddy is a mechanic"
Then one little boy says: "My name is Johnny and my daddy is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men"
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject. Later in the school yard the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true that his dad dances nude in a gay bar. Johnny looks away and staring at the ground, blushes and says, "I'm sorry, but my dad plays hockey for Team USA, and I was just too embarrassed to say so"
Sorry to beat a dead horse but I just had to pass this on. Funny is funny.
redrider1228
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I'll sum it up for you:
In 5000 years people will look back on this time period and who will they remember?
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA only the greatest nation and people to ever grace god's green earth. Forget Canada. whats Canada? Come to a real country.
In 5000 years people will look back on this time period and who will they remember?
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA only the greatest nation and people to ever grace god's green earth. Forget Canada. whats Canada? Come to a real country.
Neither do I.
I think I speak for all Canadians here when I say: redrider1228, SHUT THE **** UP! We are very proud to live in Canada and be Canadians. I would not to live anywhere else.
Forget Canada? Forget you, redrider1228!
Some people are so ignorant. :mad:
I think I speak for all Canadians here when I say: redrider1228, SHUT THE **** UP! We are very proud to live in Canada and be Canadians. I would not to live anywhere else.
Forget Canada? Forget you, redrider1228!
Some people are so ignorant. :mad:
Gotta get my digs in :)
Hmmm, "As american as apple pie" Gonna have to remember that one when u next hear the american nat. anthem [or maybe it was the pledge of allegence that was originally canadian, hmm, cant remember, too much of that canadian beer for me :confused: ]
Gods green earth? Where? U mean that dark green luscious patch above the states? Oh, Thats Canada :)
BTW, I read this is after the olympics, Man did we kick butt! :moon:
Ah well, guess I should quiet down, I mean u guys could easily roll in here and take over no problemo, just to bad u guys cant remember where the border is [remember 54:40 or fight!] Hehe, sorry, had to throw that out there, I gotta admit, one of my best friends is american, But you guys [some, not all, but most, ok.. all of u yankess :D ] need to throw us canadians some respect where respect is due, otherwise its just plain ignorance.
Hmmm, "As american as apple pie" Gonna have to remember that one when u next hear the american nat. anthem [or maybe it was the pledge of allegence that was originally canadian, hmm, cant remember, too much of that canadian beer for me :confused: ]
Gods green earth? Where? U mean that dark green luscious patch above the states? Oh, Thats Canada :)
BTW, I read this is after the olympics, Man did we kick butt! :moon:
Ah well, guess I should quiet down, I mean u guys could easily roll in here and take over no problemo, just to bad u guys cant remember where the border is [remember 54:40 or fight!] Hehe, sorry, had to throw that out there, I gotta admit, one of my best friends is american, But you guys [some, not all, but most, ok.. all of u yankess :D ] need to throw us canadians some respect where respect is due, otherwise its just plain ignorance.
SpeedyManiac
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sharp7277- the only reason our military is the way it is is because we have a complete moron for a Prime Minister that is too stupid to do anything. :debil: Let's see here, Canada was ranked #1 place to live in the world. The USA was too far down the list for me to even remember. I can ride pretty much wherever I want, few restrictions. What are these ORV areas you talk about? Oh yeah, it's called outside my backyard. I wouldn't want to live in the USA for anything, even though you guys actually have a military that is strong.
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This has to be one of the dumbest threads ever. Canada better than the USA, The USA better than Canadia, This or that country the greatest country on earth etc, blah blah blah.
You people need to get out more and see the world, each country/area/section of this earth has some great little treasures, beautiful scenery, amazing architecture, interesting people, different food, a variety of cultures, street legal two stroke dirt bikes, drinking age 18, no speed limits, the grand canyon, Baja, Rio, cape town, game parks the size of England, the world despite its troubles, has some amazing and wonderful places to offer. To think your little patch is the only viable acceptable option is pretty sad to say the least.
I can bet that most countries that never experience winter, snow or cold temps, could care less about the winter Olympics, curling, ice dancing and figure skating an Olympic sport, give me a break, we might as well add lawn bowls, ballet, jazz, and modern dance to the summer Olympics, personally I'd give the salsa dancers from Rio a 10 every time, for technique and artistic interpretation ! :confused:
OK, I just added this for fun :p
This is said tongue in cheek:
Considering that the US American Empire may last only 300-400 years, my guess is that this period may be remembered for the next great empire the Hispanol American Empire, which may have its borders somewhere between Canada and Panama :eek: :confused:
You people need to get out more and see the world, each country/area/section of this earth has some great little treasures, beautiful scenery, amazing architecture, interesting people, different food, a variety of cultures, street legal two stroke dirt bikes, drinking age 18, no speed limits, the grand canyon, Baja, Rio, cape town, game parks the size of England, the world despite its troubles, has some amazing and wonderful places to offer. To think your little patch is the only viable acceptable option is pretty sad to say the least.
I can bet that most countries that never experience winter, snow or cold temps, could care less about the winter Olympics, curling, ice dancing and figure skating an Olympic sport, give me a break, we might as well add lawn bowls, ballet, jazz, and modern dance to the summer Olympics, personally I'd give the salsa dancers from Rio a 10 every time, for technique and artistic interpretation ! :confused:
OK, I just added this for fun :p
This is said tongue in cheek:
Considering that the US American Empire may last only 300-400 years, my guess is that this period may be remembered for the next great empire the Hispanol American Empire, which may have its borders somewhere between Canada and Panama :eek: :confused:
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Amen Bundu! Get out and see the world people, there are great spots in every country, well almost every one. Great people too, have an open mind and heart, we don't need any more arguing and fighting, there's enough of that already!:(
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