Myself and my very lovely bride were pulling into the driveway the other night when she asked me if I noticed the new potted plant she had bought . I said "no' and she proudly pointed to the new flowers hanging on a tree . She was proud becouse she had hung it herself .
She told me that she could not find my hammer , so she used the staple gun . I smiled, thinking she doesn't know any better , a staple won't hold for long and walked into the house to get a hammer and nail .
When I got out to the tree with the plant , I noticed that there was a nail already firmly planted in the tree holding up the pot . I scratched my head for a second when it hit me . I go back in the house and grab my staple gun off my work bench to find it all banged up and no longer working . Yup , thats right kids , she used my stapler like a hammer .
She told me that she could not find my hammer , so she used the staple gun . I smiled, thinking she doesn't know any better , a staple won't hold for long and walked into the house to get a hammer and nail .
When I got out to the tree with the plant , I noticed that there was a nail already firmly planted in the tree holding up the pot . I scratched my head for a second when it hit me . I go back in the house and grab my staple gun off my work bench to find it all banged up and no longer working . Yup , thats right kids , she used my stapler like a hammer .