Prius Driver

knowiam

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Dear Mr. Prius driver,

You cut me off today while I was driving my children to school.

Were you born and Azzzhole? Or have you been working on it all of your life? Guess it does not matter much, cause you’ll still be an Azzzzzhole tonight! [J.Buffet] :nod:

In my world, I believe any individual willing to spend the money to purchase a Prius [ an obvious outward expression of a desire to save gas, the planet, and impress other like minded people etc. etc.] Then, that person should be held to a higher standard including, but not limited to obeying all traffic laws.

To witness less shouts to me: “yeah I’m green and saving the planet and impressing other “conscious people” like me….but, to heck with you and those driving around us as I dodge in and out of traffic at more the 10mph over the speed limit.” In short, by cutting us off today, your message said to me: “ F U and everyone else on the road! “ [at least you are green]

IMHO- Anyone driving slower than me is an idiot. Anyone driving faster than me is a maniac. :laugh:
Ken [life time subscriber of double standards]
 
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darn that's funny stuff. :laugh:

(That's why I don't go to church. I hate that being held to a higher standard stuff! Just assume I'm a sinner, and expect less of me, thanks very much!) ;)
 

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knowiam said:
IMHO- Anyone driving slower than me is an idiot. Anyone driving faster than me is a maniac. :laugh:
Ken [life time subscriber of double standards]

:laugh: :laugh: :) :ride:
 

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i have read that the prius is less green than the hummer because of the production and transportation of the batteries - also the shorter vehicle life.
 
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knowiam said:
IMHO- Anyone driving slower than me is an idiot. Anyone driving faster than me is a maniac. :laugh:
Ken [life time subscriber of double standards]
ditto that.

and people who feel like they need to be less than two feet away from the car ahead of them's bumper....AS IF they might not know where the road goes without being glued on. Talk about wishing the dmv had a "this person is a really bad driver line" where you could report people's lousy driving habits, so WHEN they finally rear end someone, there is a permanent record of.... how did you put it...Their azzz****dom.

:yell: :yell: :bang:
 

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When I lived in Iowa, I thought I was a very good and courteous driver ... then I moved to New England ... now I know I'm an awesome and more than courteous driver!

Don't even get me started on bad drivers, I could write a book!
 

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knowiam said:
IMHO- Anyone driving slower than me is an idiot. Anyone driving faster than me is a maniac. :laugh:
Ken [life time subscriber of double standards]
That there makes you congressional material. When are you going to start raising money? The wind is out of the SW if that helps.
 

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knowiam said:
IMHO- Anyone driving slower than me is an idiot. Anyone driving faster than me is a maniac. :laugh:
Ken [life time subscriber of double standards]
One of George Carlin's better classic quotes...I haven't seen that comedy special for years
 

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I almost ran over the same Prius driver TWICE today! On the way to pick my kid up and then after I had gotten him! Freakin' idiot pulled out in front of me going Mach 0.001 while I was traveling +35mph (0.054 Mach). I'm pretty sure his license plate had "Rhode Island" on it which I think is a suburb of New York City or somethin' like that.
 

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Patman said:
I almost ran over the same Prius driver TWICE today!
I think Prius is Japanese for “speed bump”. :nod:
 

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Patman said:
... "Rhode Island" on it which I think is a suburb of New York City or somethin' like that.
Rhode Island is a township in Connecticut someplace. Yes, I'm quite sure that's it. It's too small to be a state or even a county. ;)
 

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Maybe that's why the drivers are so bad there, they don't know if they are a state, county, township or truck stop.
 

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Patman said:
Maybe that's why the drivers are so bad there, they don't know if they are a state, county, township or truck stop.
Pass the paper towels and the windex! LMAO! I guess it was time to clean the monitor anyway. :)
 

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Patman said:
Maybe that's why the drivers are so bad there, they don't know if they are a state, county, township or truck stop.
I think it’s one of those oasis’s on the thruway…….hence the name. :laugh: